Sharon Osbourne’s getting something off her chest — her breast implants. She told Matt Lauer on Today this morning that she plans to have her 34DD implants taken out in July and turned into paper weights, which she’ll hand over to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne. “They’re better on his desk than on my chest,” said Osbourne, 57. Sharon also revealed that the sickness that sidelined her during Celebrity Apprentice was swine flu. – Ann Oldenburg
